I AM NORMAL, thank you

An extract:
"A sure sign of the Coming Apocalypse?

Could be!

The frog was reportedly found at a children's day nursery in the English village of Weston Super-Mare in Somerset, according to the report.

The staff at the Green Umbrella nursery first thought it was three frogs huddled together but after closer inspection they realized the frogs were joined together.

A wildlife biologist said a reason for the three-headed frog[base']s development could have been damage to the embryo, according to a report.

I blame all those gay marriages. I mean, it couldn't have anything to do with toxic waste dumping or air pollution or other good pro-business activities, could it?"