SHOCK!NG (NAKED DAUGHTER IN LAW!!!)

One Size doesn't Fits All:
A woman visited her recently married son's house unannounced one day.
To her shock, she actually saw her daughter-in-law lying on the crouch naked.
Soft music was playing and her perfume spread across the whole house.
So, the woman asked her daughter-in-law what was she doing!!!
The young lady replied in the sexist voice:"I'm waiting for for my husband
to return from work."
The older woman shot back:"But you are NAKED!!!"
The daughter-in-law, still with the sexy voice, replied:"This is my love dress
and my husband simply loves it. It excites him. Everytime, he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours and hours."
Suprised, but not upset, the mother-in-law left...
Upon reaching home, the woman immediately undressed, showered, put on her
best perfume and waited sexily on the sofa for her husband.
Finally, her husband, married for 40 yrs, came home and astonishing find her
wife lying naked and shouted," What are you doing?" He asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered in the same manner as her daughter-in-law,"what do you tink?"
His reply," Needs ironing + packaging. Thanks and what's for dinner tonight? Oh by the way, get rid of that fats around your waist,
my goodness!"

Today...

• I got to school on time (830am), got there by 815am!
• I went home straight after school, got home by 7.15pm!
• On top of all of that, Im home to get you know what done? WORK.

well, here it is.




Took me an hour...

Well, not an artist's piece but I'm quite happy with my work. Happens once a while.
Still thinking of the whole project layout, you know- background, theme, colors... I need more inspiration at this moment. MSN needs my attention, people...sighs.

Monday morning started like this

back in school again, late as usual (8:42 instead of 8:30am).
and fuck, Crespo really made Liverpool look like pushovers... this is disgusting!

Well, initially, I wanted to post an APPLE SPECIAL EVENT image up, until this friend of mine by the name of Darryl Khoo PhENG HAU... ok, nevermind. I just saw smeagol (you know the golem from Lord of the Rings), he's lurking outside this very room where I'm typing away. MY PRECIOUS........... Wonder if he's looking for a Valentine?

Be right back, time for daidee. This stammering fucker wants to play...and lose money. Spe-spe-aks in ho-ho-hokkien (stammers away)

V for Valentine

Good will hunting...
I don't need a guy's company this valentines.
but where...are...the...girls?

anyway...Happy birthday Felice! You're getting older now...and you're not married. (nvm)

Let's see if I do get a Valentine or not... This is NOT going to be easy. SHIT...maybe I should just leave this Valentine's Day out of my calendar.



Could I possibly have them for breakfast, slurps.............. Eye Candies, arent for eating freddie boy.